Pop Quiz for Right Thinking People

In recent days the news has been full of little tidbits that pointedly expose the flawed ideals of liberals.  See how well you do.  Being a San Diegan and a Conservative helps.  The answers are at the bottom of the page.

1.  In March a San Diego County deputy sheriff was killed when his car went out of control and pitched down and embankment.  The officer was chasing a man high on drugs and alcohol and marijuana who was driving the wrong way on the freeway.  The "perp" was;

  A.  A very hip octegenarian.
  B.  An Elvis impersonator coming home from a gig
  C.  Mel Gibson
  D.  An illegal Mexican who had once been deported.

2.  The CIA recently identified a number of the leaders of the Taliban movement in Afghanistan.  They found that the second in command was:

  A.  A man released from GITMO who claimed he was illegally arrested and just wanted to go home to
        his kids.

  B.  The cousin of Barack Obama
  C.  Matt Damon
  D.  The brother of Osama bin Laden.

3.  After being punished by crazily high public union pensions and a vanishing economy Greece stands on the brink of financial failure.  To help the nation recover from its troubles the public unions:

  A.  Held a baclava bake sale to raise money for the Greek treasury
  B.  Agreed to a series of austerity measures
  C.  Supplied the nation with free Ouzo for a week.
  D.  Went on a crippling general strike hurting all Greeks.

4.  President Obama wowed his followers some time back when he insisted that all legislation coming forth must be paid for, commonly known as "pay and go".  In response, Democrats in the house:

  A.  Tore down the "bridge to nowhere".
  B.  Refused to pay for John Murtha's funeral
  C.  Passed a 15 billion dollar jobs bill that most economists feel won't work
  D.  Went on holiday

5.  In order to safeguard our nuclear waste generated by reactors and research around the country the government recently:

  A.  Decided to bury it all under the White House lawn
  B.  Gave it to Al Gore to keep him warm
  C.  Sent some nuclear material to Iran to help them build a bomb.
  D.  Withdrew the application for Ward Valley in Nevada which took decades to approve and billions to
         develop.

6.  A seventeen year old high school senior, Chelsea King was found dead in San Diego County last week.  The cause of her death was:

  A.  Accidental drowning
  B.  Binging on Pop Tarts
  C.  She was raped and murdered by a registered sex offender in her area who had been released from
        prison on a light sentence.
  D.  Watching a Danny Glover movie.





Answers:



D, A, D, C, D,C