Here Comes the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Again

Forgive the shameless T & A picture, but I am starting to hear it again.  With special and interim elections coming up and the Democratic candidates teetering on defeat, the Democratic talking points are starting to include references to the far-right taking control of the Republican Party again.  Ooooh, look out here comes the far right!  Run for cover, they're violent, they're aggressive, they hate government, they're religious fanatics and, gosh, a lot of them are pro-life.  This is why liberals are so damn dumb.  Every time they try to give America a big woosey-shot of socialist morphine, the public flees for the right.  The far-right label (a demonization of which Sol Alinsky would be proud) is meant to scare off the overwhelming majority of American voters that call themselves "independent".  But who's scared of what?  The Liberal label is a far more damaging one to most Americans.  So much so that one of the most glaring weasel words of all time was concocted to give cover to liberals.  It's the word Progressive; as in progressively less freedom, progressively larger government, progressively more taxation and progressively more arrogant.  Have fun at home and see how many more you can come up with!


But why should the far-right scare anyone off?  What does the Right, in essence, stand for?  The Constitution?  That's a good place to start.  Liberals are hell bent to change the constitution, without changing it.....ooops, I'm talking about judicial activism and legislative overstepping, but I can't go there now.  Right wingers love the constitution as it is and as it was meant to be by the Founding Fathers.  Christianity?  When's the last time a Christian hurt you, or the sight of a cross caused injury?  Oh, and by the way Christians live just fine amongst Jews unlike Muslims who seem to be the darlings of the liberals.    Less government?  The more you know about Pelosi and Reid the less you like them.   Lower taxes? I think the founding fathers wanted you to keep every dollar you made and give it up only if you wanted to.  More violent?  Gee I guess because we believe in the Second Amendment and might know a thing or two about guns makes us violent.  Guns make liberals pee in their pants.  And what's wrong about saying no to abortions? I'm kind a soft on the issue, but you know what, people should be smart enough to prevent pregnancy or, if they are reckless, live with the consequences without whining or sucking on the government teat.

The Right Wing is aptly named.  It is composed of people who think right (aka correctly).  It is made up of people who are closer to the core of American values than the lefties are by a long shot.  The left view of America is a toothless tiger on a leash wearing a skirt, variations of which are seen daily on San Francisco's streets.  A nation of people coddled and enslaved by government, devoid of might and morally corrupt.  When you hear the squeals of the liberals calling out the brutes and savages on the Far Right you know America is on the mend.